Kevlar Bales
Born: Sneinton, Nottingham
Raised: Sneinton, Nottingham
Birthday: Leo 1967
Height: 6’ 8“
Starsign: Cusp of Leo and Virgo
Missus: Gill
Kids: Joe and Leon
Fave Band: New Cunts
Fave Colour: Red
Fave Item of Clothing: Donor boots
Fave Drug: Magic Mushrooms
Fave Phrase: ”Fucking Hell, Tone!“
Fave Drums: Really loud ones
Fave Film: Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius
Fave Actor: Terry Thomas
Fave City: St. Anns
Fave James Brown LP: Ain’t It Funky
Fave Funkadelic LP: Free Your Mind
Fave AC/DC song: ”Riff Raff“
Fave Stooges song: ”Loose“
Fave Bad Brains song: ”Pay to Cum“
Fave Kiss song: None
Fave Van Halen song: ”Hot for Teacher“